like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong
I am literally both of them at the same time
oh my fucking god, this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
DO IT FOR THE ARTS, HUNTY
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
[sexual tension intensifies]
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
she’s miss united states
remember that time sam got scared because he was on the set of gilmore girls? remember this?
the funny thing is that we are actually seeing one of the show’s star..
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.
You are what everyone needs in their life