Hell is a place where the walls are made of mirrors and you can never close your eyes. —Адам Стэнли, Все мои грехи Вспомнил (via cultrual)

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posted 39 minutes ago with 8,924 notes via forgive-my-shins + reblog

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

posted 39 minutes ago with 121,474 notes via yeahokwhatevercool + reblog

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

posted 44 minutes ago with 127,071 notes via wigglyweak + reblog

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

posted 44 minutes ago with 403,062 notes via funnybrunette + reblog

european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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posted 44 minutes ago with 48,889 notes via thefuuuucomics + reblog

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

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cinkusorswimus:

f0xyladyy:

oh my fucking god, this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

DO IT FOR THE ARTS, HUNTY

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posted 44 minutes ago with 89,288 notes via dulect + reblog

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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posted 45 minutes ago with 555,840 notes via peter-pot + reblog

[sexual tension intensifies]

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posted 45 minutes ago with 56,606 notes via peter-pot + reblog

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

posted 47 minutes ago with 24,302 notes via kazsexual + reblog

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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posted 47 minutes ago with 221,636 notes via joshpeck + reblog

pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

posted 47 minutes ago with 4,022 notes via forgive-my-shins + reblog

misplacedland:

remember that time sam got scared because he was on the set of gilmore girls? remember this?

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the funny thing is that we are actually seeing one of the show’s star..

posted 48 minutes ago with 82 notes via forgive-my-shins + reblog

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

posted 50 minutes ago with 223,716 notes via iwillberoyal + reblog
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